Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 10, 2018

And then there’s her first hit, rewritten as a suppository commercial: “Grunticipation.”

Next month, I’m going to a concert by that young whippersnapper, Bob Dylan (turned 77 in May).

…you probably think this song is about you

The correct and effective pun would have been “You’re so varicose vain,” since “vein” would be inferred by one and all; however, unless one reads the actual lyrics, the homograph aspect would take over and we listeners would infer whichever word we felt apt.

Carly is 73. And Jeff is dead.