The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 10, 2018

Karma

Is that a Record-Straight Setter, a Moral Pointer, a Bertrand Russell Terrier, or a Whymaraner?

Ernie Kovacs did a joke similar to this but with no thought balloon.

Going to avoid that tree in the yard later.

“Some days you’re the pigeon; some days you’re the statue.”

Karma’s a bitch, man…

Serves him right for doing his private business in public.

The pause that refreshes the paws.

The hydrant is over-hydrated.

You’re a Karma Chameleon.

The city’s water pressure sure must be low if that’s all the flow that comes out.

When my Yellow Lab was still around, my voice mail greeting said that messages for me could be left after the beep, and messages for her could be left at the nearest fire hydrant. I got a lot of messages with people giggling.

The dog gets to walk away from this cleaner than before. Beats the hydrant’s lot in life!

Is this Poo-Poo’s hydrant??????? :)

He’s keeping hydranted!

Am I the only one who thinks this would be funnier if the hydrant didn’t have a face?

In the league of Man bites dog.