The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 31, 2018

Just turn off the lights.

How positively Wicked of you.

My kids used to come back and trade the stuff they got and didn’t like with the good stuff I had, then I gave the other trick or treaters what my kids brought in.

Yeah sure Thorny. You just want that luscious candy for yourself ’D

Seems entrepreneurship starts at an early age here.

Ah, the American Dream! Where any child can grow to be…a businessman.

Well played my child, well played!

I was doing my grocery shopping yesterday and, there were two store employees re-stocking the candy aisle. I said “Getting ready for Halloween?” One of them just went “Grrrr…”

Perhaps they learn nothing at school, but they are learning something from somebody.

Yep, one bag for each piece!