Ten years ago, Ted was throwing his shoes, but hanging on to his briefcase. What has happened in the intervening years? Now those who visit his W.A.T. not only shake the dust from their shoes, but they burn their briefcases behind them.
Ted needs a regulation⁵ fire pit if he wants to keep his permit for his Wayside activities. BTW Ted real needs to pick up his shoes, they’ve been there for a while.
⁵ See Ballard Street Fire and Marshmallow Confectionery Department for information regarding permits and briefcase incineration kits.
hangedman about 6 years ago
How thoughtful!
DennisinSeattle about 6 years ago
Ten years ago, Ted was throwing his shoes, but hanging on to his briefcase. What has happened in the intervening years? Now those who visit his W.A.T. not only shake the dust from their shoes, but they burn their briefcases behind them.
x_Tech about 6 years ago
Ted needs a regulation⁵ fire pit if he wants to keep his permit for his Wayside activities. BTW Ted real needs to pick up his shoes, they’ve been there for a while.
⁵ See Ballard Street Fire and Marshmallow Confectionery Department for information regarding permits and briefcase incineration kits.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
Whoever it was, was no doubt inspired by the bra-burning movement of the 60’s and 70’s.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 6 years ago
I can’t burn leaves without getting fined, but okay for this guy to burn a briefcase? ?
Superfrog about 6 years ago
A spontaneous act of combustion is definitely an alternative to falling by the wayside.
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member about 6 years ago
I guess it’s better than burning their bra.
the lost wizard about 6 years ago
Turn on, tune in, drop out,
whiteheron about 6 years ago
A different school of thought?
GROG Premium Member about 6 years ago
There was no other alternative.
Pocosdad about 6 years ago
Ommmm…….
joefearsnothing about 6 years ago
This is way too cerebral for me! :o{
ChessPirate about 6 years ago
Obviously, he didn’t have any bridges…
Fan o’ Lio. about 6 years ago
Remember to remove your bra before burning it.
Chris Sherlock about 6 years ago
There will be a memorial service for the briefcase next week.
Coyoty Premium Member about 6 years ago
Ted should have been concerned, apparently.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 6 years ago
Inspiration expresses itself in strange ways.