Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 06, 2018

‘…I want to sing and dance…’

He’s rehearsing for The Pirates Of Penzance.

Use your “talons” hold on to his skin!

Me too.

That’s just wrong.

How embarrassing.

I wonder who tells women what is fashionable or not and why they buy it. I put this in the category of “There are some things man was not meant to know.”

My wife seems to go her own way. She can really be a knock-out when she dresses up, but she always is “smartly dressed” in public. When gardening or doing a similar task, not so much, but even then she looks good to me :).

Doesn’t look like the fashion pirate I saw before.

That’s gotta be the Johnny Depp model of pirate.

That Polly – Grip is some strong stuff.

Bought it cheep at a rum-mage sale.

Fashion forward Pirates: “Walk the plank, but first, walk the runway!”

As the Austin the Pirate Powers would say, “Argggggh Baby!”

Jee sus. Does he have a little black cocktail outfit too?

Shiver me timbers!!! Looks like he’s REALLY into finding some pirate ‘booty’ !!