That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 24, 2018

New bride finds out husbsnd’s family has history of living into their 90’s.

“OMG, must he mansplain everything?!”

Bride giving her first performance of, “Dear, I have this awful headache…”

But do I look interesting? I need them to think I’m interesting.

Scene from ’The Barefoot Contessa."

(“I love you with all my heart, but that is all i can love you with.”)

“..and now for something completely different…”

His mother is going to stay with us for a whole month!

Dad, I told you my color is scarlet, not burgundy! That cummerbund is going to ruin the photographs!

“But Father, I don’t want to marry Sedgwick Nuttingham III!”

“I just blew the family fortune on lottery tickets and lost.”

Unequal Marriage or After the Wedding: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Firs_Zhuravlev_-_Unequal_Marriage.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting. If the first title has you puzzled, click the URL’s Russian Title link.

http://www.artcyclopedia.ru/zhuravlev_firs_sergeevich.htm 

https://vsdn.ru/museum/catalogue/category70186.htm 

http://vsemart.com/russian-genre-painter-firs-zhuravlev/ 

all have info (the first 2 in Russian; again, Chrome can translate) about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. Although it is the only work by this artist used here so far; some may remember seeing it before. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2015/09/24?comments=visible 

has its prior appearance, but with a different caption, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 23 hyperlinks remain inactive, and its embedded image isn’t shown. ?&@#!#%&!

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2067 (October 24, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

He better be as loaded as he says he is or this will never be worth it.

“Does it have to be ‘The Wedding Song,’ by Paul Stookey? Everybody’s heard it a jillion times!”

On top of the super hangover, she realizes who she married the other night.

Scene from an upcoming episode of “Who On Earth Did I Marry?”.

“…ninety-nine, one hundred! Ready or not, here I come!”

olive, livid over her guest list, hoping for a good night, but doubts it.

“Dear? can you come back out to the main hall? My mother wasn’t done telling you about how she cured her boils.”

Russian, of course. It looks like an illustration for a Chekov story I read once.

…and you’ve chosen bachelor number 3… he enjoys collecting matchbooks, shot glasses, and women’s soiled panties. He’s a fun loving guy; why one time, he yanked the chair from under an elderly lady, causing her to break her hip. He also plays the tuba and banjo at the same time. Say hello to Hector!

“Madam, I’m affaid your bridegroom has just made he acquaintance of the father of your little boy….”

Is that mistletoe on her bodice?