Jane's World by Paige Braddock for October 19, 2023

I could milk that joke until the cows come home.

I was raised on a class C dairy were I milked cows by hand. It didn’t turn me off mild at all.

I’ve milked a cow. It was while I was babysitting a blended family while their parents were on their honeymoon. A pleasant memory, and, like Qiset, it did not put me off dairy at all.

Brought up on a small NY dairy farm. We had milking machines but my dad would sometimes milk one by hand into a pail, with an occasional squirt at a nearby barn cat. I never quite got the hang of doing it correctly though.

Well, that explains how you get the cream. Are there free-range cups of coffee wandering through the wild?

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! Oh wait, maybe I am, a little.

Anyone see “Kingpin”, with Woody Harrelson? “We don’t have a cow, we have a bull.”

It is hard trying to milk a bull………………………………..just kidding!