Wait—the thing is in the middle of the table. How would it get gravy on it? Grandma is a little off-center, true, but it’s hard to imagine that even she would think that Alice’s phantasmagoria. And how could it happen without Alice Owner’s-Eyes seeing it?
Templo S.U.D. about 6 years ago
well, Alice, there’s always next year to make an even more beautiful centerpiece
PoodleGroomer about 6 years ago
The cotton balls have served us well.
dwane.scoty1 about 6 years ago
It was the Beet Casserole that knocked Peter out!
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 6 years ago
You have to say that a lot, don’t you mom.
Cornelius Noodleman about 6 years ago
I fell asleep before dinner and had to eat leftovers when I woke up!
barister about 6 years ago
This is a very sad Thanksgiving.
DCBakerEsq about 6 years ago
What magazines does Gramma read?
Herb L 1954 about 6 years ago
Free Big Shirley ;)
AndrewSihler about 6 years ago
Wait—the thing is in the middle of the table. How would it get gravy on it? Grandma is a little off-center, true, but it’s hard to imagine that even she would think that Alice’s phantasmagoria. And how could it happen without Alice Owner’s-Eyes seeing it?
ChessPirate about 6 years ago
Now, how do you suppose that happened, Alice?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
Just think of it as another layer of decorative embellishment. Like varnish or shellac.
craigwestlake about 6 years ago
I swear this family is the one that put ‘fun’ in “dysfunctional”…
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
It’s time for dessert and fine sweet wine (sherry, madeira, whatever).
Quick; wake Peter up!
6turtle9 about 6 years ago
That center piece is a ripe stand in for Grandma’s deviled eggs, or trebuchet.
Hero Plays about 6 years ago
HANDPRINT TURKEY CENTERPIECE