Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 21, 2018

maybe they should settle for ginger ale instead at next year’s Christmas office party

It’s been decades since I heard someone say Right on!

Next year, don’t bring as much. You can only drink what’s there.

kek, just had an office christmas party last night. Teetotal though, I’m doing good.

Too much of a good thing, Woodstock and Snoopy.

He should have invited Bill Maudlin over.

That is a lot better than drinking too much beer.

When my sons were small, I adopted a “Zero Tolerance” policy to drinking and driving. If we were at dinner and had a glass of wine, I made it a point to have my wife drive us home. I figure that I had to practice what I preached.

I only violate this principle for religious purposes: Passover. We have Jewish friends who invite us to Seder. You have what amounts to a couple of glasses of wine over about a 6-hour period with plenty of food. I figure I am safe.

It is ironic that I tend bar at church affairs (We’re Episcopalian; we don’t do anything without wine.) I do cheat, I do take a sip of each wine to make sure it’s OK. It would not do to serve bad wine.

wonder if Woodstock has the admontion “Don’t drink and fly”?

I hate it when that happens…

I wish they’d just skip the ones with Woodstock in them.

Unless Dagwood Bumstead joins in outside of working for Dithers and Company…

DYNO-MITE1

Farm Out! Right Arm! go ahead make fun – I loved using those expressions back then. People would just stop, stare at me through their granny glasses and then start laughing when they figured out what I had said.

Where’s Bill Mauldin?

This is nothing: you should see Snoopy and Woodstock on New Year’s Eve!

Ahh, good old root beer.

“And Merry Christmas, cat next door!”

[slash…]

“I think cat next door is getting the Christmas Spirit, Woodstock. That was only a half-hearted slash…”

No such thing as too much root beer, Snoopy.

Wait until the videos get posted to the internet the next day…