B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 08, 2018

What a turkey!

That’s it, just try not to draw attention to yourself.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Every hunting season I want to do two things. 1) put orange vests on all the deer and turkeys to make things more interesting for hunters, and 2) stop anyone from driving a brown car with white plates.

Not a pumpkin pie.

“Oh look, a duck!” [BLAM!]

OK, sorry in advance: A guy’s hunting with his buddy and accidentally shoots him. He frantically call 911, and screams “there’s been a hunting accident! HELP! I killed my friend!” The 911 operator says “Calm down sir, he might not be dead, let’s make sure.” On the phone the operator hears BLAM! “OK, Now what?”

s’ok we’re having duck.

Thanksgiving has been cancelled, stop by any store for proof.

I’d guess that turkeys in the future may be like deinonychus from the Gene splicers who had a little fun back then designing the animals for them to survive the GHE in our future. Dubbed “turkeysaurus” by one of the gene-techs.