Overboard by Chip Dunham for November 26, 2018

Scratch is not a cat—he’s a jackass!

I feel a snub coming on.

My cat would leap upon a chicken in about a half of a second.

My Cats are so codependent that if it isn’t put in front of them, it isn’t food.

A little tad of rat poison to flavor it………maybe a big tad.

MMMMM, chicken!!! My cts would have been all over that bowl as soon as he said chicken.

One of the green ship pirates has a severe cat allergy. The thing is dander is dander and a cat never loses it’s dander. So…?!

I never understood cats… only know they’re indifferent to whether I understand them or not.

For the umpteenth time – get rid of Scratch! He’s a jerk.

Come on Scratch, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!

It’s all in the tone of voice. They KNOW.

Hey—it’s the thought that counts.

Good Evening, Crew.