FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 14, 2018

Oh, cripes. Now I’ve got the Snow Miser/Heat Miser song stuck in my head.

And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa

They’re coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men

In their clean white coats

And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa

Put one foot in front of the other

And soon you’ll be walking across the floor

Put one foot in front of the other

And soon you’ll be walking out the door

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I was hoping Frosty would meet up with the Abominable Snowman.

I don’t think I ever saw the Little Drummer Boy special.

Helloooo Mr. Lorazepam, when she wakes up and realizes the paper has yet to be finished.

Its called dreaming. Now if you aren’t dreaming you are in trouble.

She’s going to be mighty disappointed when she discovers that Snoopy didn’t really finish her term paper.

How did the Little Drummer Boy bring her joy? It’s probably the most depressing animated Christmas special ever.