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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
the lost wizard over 6 years ago
A new sweater and a case of beer should do it for Eno.
brazilnutcandies over 6 years ago
So this is why people go around saying, “Making yourself happy is evil. The only true happiness comes from making Others happy.”
Nighthawks Premium Member over 6 years ago
what color would you like that Ferrari?
Yakety Sax over 6 years ago
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
The refrigerator looks like it’s doing an eye-roll…
GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago
I want you to get what you’re giving Fang – nothing.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
Fang is willing to paint the kitchen, don’t brush him off.
Popcorn over 6 years ago
Now we know,even Eno “can” drink too much!
Impkins Premium Member over 6 years ago
I would love a pink refrigerator…. FULL OF BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
cuzinron47 over 6 years ago
Well, you’re getting a bone and squeaky toy.
brazilnutcandies over 6 years ago
This must be why they say, “Giving to yourself is evil… it’s better to give to Everybody Else!”