Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for November 04, 2018

Pick glace next time.

Those doughnuts are just getting revenge for being eaten. Their next revenge will be adding another 5 pounds and making you burp in front of your friends.

Oy! That used to be my breakfast of choice, but the last time I tried a mini powdered doughnut, I swear it just tasted like preservatives. Getting old really sucks!

I tell people I’ve been hanging sheetrock.

I’m a New Orleans native and have eaten beignets my entire life. The problem with powdered sugar happens quite a lot.

Seriously, the only reasonable solution is to change clothes after thoroughly scrubbing up. Powdered sugar is deliciously EVIL. Or, go about your business with the obvious proof that you are ENJOYING your day.

I tried using a sheed as a bib once. Just an experiment. The powdered sugar got under it.

Mmmmm… Big Deborah donuts, my favorite.

Take a tip from Jane of Jane’s World – GLAZED donuts (and orange soda).

Did Little Debbie have a few too many? https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2000744-big-deborah

Powdered sugar is a b*tch.

It’s a shame when your own indulgence snitches on you!

Quibble here, Amanda — “forsaken” means something like “to abandon”, but those doughnuts have hardly abandoned you, right? I mean, their sugar is sticking around!