Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 15, 2018

how did Andy even cheat behind the judge’s/judges’ back(s)?

Is that the UEFA theme?

How can Andy hold a snooker cue so steady?

When you cheat, you win a lot more. :-)

@Number Three Today’s strip is funny , with Mr Andrew Capp being a pain in the neck even when sober and he must have won the snooker championship without cheating , but there was no need to wake up most of the county he lives in with his caterwauling :o) I would hate to be his neighbour , would you? In my avatar it shows that mums have eyes in the back of their heads , at least mine did , she always knew what we were up to even when she had her back to us , does your mum have that type of vision? but she never needed it because you must have been a well behaved child how was your day? ours should be easygoing I hope , take care pal.

He only one once in his youth and just keeps carrying the cup and yelling “Champion!”

Andy can’t even win an argument.

Like Eldo said, he most likely cheats.

xxx

@Afficionado

We’ve had noisy neighbours before but they were not nasty people. Just loud.

As soon as a woman becomes a mother, they develop another pair of (hidden) eyes at the back of their head. So yes, my Mum did as well.

My day was fine.

Could be worse, could be Guitar Bob outside your window!

Who’s the best snooker player in there?

Andy: Me, when I’m sober!

Who’s the second best?

Andy: Me, when I’m drunk!

Snooker, pool, billiards…. it’s all a load of balls to me.

Andy’s great at snooker (and cheating.) At singing, not so much.