Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for November 05, 2018

Saw the FB page. You’re not kidding.

I hope it was a good type of cake. The good type has at least a half inch of chocolate icing on it. The better type has at least one inch of chocolate icing.

Haha… The last panel makes you sound like you had some funny brownies.

Moist von Lipwig

Unromantic moist kisses need to be explained to nerd girls. They’re terrible! Moist kisses are for the bedroom or to signal the rodeo is open!

Ack! Trying (note I said trying) to give up sugar. Sigh.

I was surprised to find not too long ago that it’s fairly common for people to have a horror for the word “moist.” I’m not saying that “moist” is a pleasant word; but there are a lot of words that are ickier. Like “scabies.” Or “purulent.” Or “purulent scabies.” Heck, I’d take “moist” over “purulent scabies” any day of the week.

Moistly chocolate.

And creamy!

I never knew how loathed that word was!

Foodgasm anyone?

I know it’s not cool to remember Bill Cosby fondly right now, but do you remember the whole “chocolate cake for breakfast” from his stand-up? We thought my parents were so cool for letting us have chocolate cake for breakfast that one time.