Pickles by Brian Crane for December 01, 2018

And Earl doesn’t mean for Roscoe, does he?

What’ll be next after vowing no more sugar cookies? Gingerbread cookies?

Better lay in a few pairs of stretch pants Earl, you’ll need them.

Lay off the sweets and go for the salty, like chips, pretzels, cheese puffs…

Step away from the Yummy …….. With your hands up …….and empty ;-)

Opal is an enabler.

Yes, that is so much better.

And I thought that New Year’s was the time to make resolutions that you break a couple of minutes after you make them….

I pledge to only gain five pounds over the holidays.

Earl, you’re headed for the insulin needle if you keep that up… it’s not a nice thing either.

He did say no more candy canes or fudge! Sugar cookies are not either.

Hey—Over here! I love Christmas cookies.

Who wants insulin?

They say a change is as good as a rest…

Question about the grammar here – isn’t it: “…I won’t be able TO squeeze through the front door”?