A traveling salesman was on a back country road and noticed something coming up behind his car and making the dust just fly. Suddenly it passed him and sped ahead. It was a chicken! So he speeds up and suddenly the chicken turns in at this farm. He slows down, turns in, pulls up by the house and gets out. There is a sad faced farmer sitting on the steps and about a hundred or so chickens running at breakneck speed all over. He asks the farmer about the chickens. Well, my wife, son and I all love fried chicken and especially the legs. So my son said we could try and crossbreed a three legged chicken. And that’s where all these came from.
almost 6 years ago
That ought to give him nightmares.
pcolli almost 6 years ago
If it scares us so much, why do we produce so many?
Yakety Sax almost 6 years ago
A traveling salesman was on a back country road and noticed something coming up behind his car and making the dust just fly. Suddenly it passed him and sped ahead. It was a chicken! So he speeds up and suddenly the chicken turns in at this farm. He slows down, turns in, pulls up by the house and gets out. There is a sad faced farmer sitting on the steps and about a hundred or so chickens running at breakneck speed all over. He asks the farmer about the chickens. Well, my wife, son and I all love fried chicken and especially the legs. So my son said we could try and crossbreed a three legged chicken. And that’s where all these came from.
Do they taste good?
Don’t know. Can’t catch one.
MontanaLady almost 6 years ago
Looks like Stan and Rory have found a way to save their lives!
ChessPirate almost 6 years ago
Googly Moogly Oculars…
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I didn’t know Winterburn was near the Springfield nuclear plant
Impkins Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I’d be worried, if I was Carl…. :)
JP Steve Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Eyeronically, Karl is the only one of the three who really has a third (parietal) eye.