Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 18, 2018

gonna be a REALLY nice canvas for the artistry…

But he did think up the paint roller and extension handle.

Just like all the house flippers and designers on TV nowadays. Color bad!

Reminds me of Chip n Jo in Waco.

Never meet a brick they didn’t paint.

And what’s wrong w/ “Egg Shell White”? An excellent base color for cave paintings.

Shouldn’t that be beige?

That’s because he knows “White is Right”.

A primitive color.

A true genius is never understood.

Pope Julius II to Michelangelo: “When I asked you to paint the ceiling, I meant blue.”

Must have been in the Navy.

Maybe he likes to have the heat reflected.