Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 01, 2018

“I wanted the Magic 8-ball.”

“OK, fine. I think you’re ugly, too.”

I don’t think my medical plan covers this.

The idea is not that bad, … I guess.

I see Michael Jordan getting sucked down a golf hole. (Space Jam)

How come the person with the crystal ball is always a woman? I claim sexism!

She’s probably the only person in the office who can take a good guess as to how much Medicare will cover.

I worked in a cancer center and did the stats on estimated life expectancy. The crystal ball would not be too far behind

Actually, she’s part of the bowling team.

My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy. I told him, “If you don’t mind, I’d like a second opinion.” He said, “All right. You’re ugly too!” Rodney Dangerfield.

It could be better than the big pharma influenced opinions.

There is no future in that ball.

Probably just as good these days.

Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.