“This is a cow eating grass” “Where’s the grass?” “She ate it all” “Where’s the cow?” “You expect her to hang around if there’s no grass?” Thank you, don’t applaud, just throw money.
I wrote this one a few days ago at a different strip (yes, I read other strips). I think it would fit here and win me a prize (of some sort).She: “Look at that bunch of cows.” Me: “Not bunch. Herd.” “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Sure, I’ve heard of cows.” “Not heard of cows. Cow herd.” “Why should I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets from a cow!”
These comments remind me of a joke from my childhood, not often heard these days and with good reason. “What’s leather made from?” “Hide.” “What?” “Hide. Hide! A cow’s outside!” “Don’t be silly. I’m not afraid of cows!” Meanwhile, I’m off to visit that fine GoComics feature “Uncle Art’s Funland” to steal some ideas for the contest.
dadoctah over 5 years ago
I sense the influence of Uncle Cap’n in this….
wrd2255 over 5 years ago
“This is a cow eating grass” “Where’s the grass?” “She ate it all” “Where’s the cow?” “You expect her to hang around if there’s no grass?” Thank you, don’t applaud, just throw money.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
A white polar bear walks out of a bar and into a blizzard. “Wow,” he says. “I can’t see my paw in front of my face!”
“Of course not, you idiot” says his Paw. “I’m behind you!”
dougsathome over 5 years ago
Polar bear in a snow storm.
willie_mctell over 5 years ago
The void was formless. It continued to be formless.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
I wrote this one a few days ago at a different strip (yes, I read other strips). I think it would fit here and win me a prize (of some sort).She: “Look at that bunch of cows.” Me: “Not bunch. Herd.” “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Sure, I’ve heard of cows.” “Not heard of cows. Cow herd.” “Why should I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets from a cow!”
Rhododendron over 5 years ago
These comments remind me of a joke from my childhood, not often heard these days and with good reason. “What’s leather made from?” “Hide.” “What?” “Hide. Hide! A cow’s outside!” “Don’t be silly. I’m not afraid of cows!” Meanwhile, I’m off to visit that fine GoComics feature “Uncle Art’s Funland” to steal some ideas for the contest.
Klubble over 5 years ago
My dog doesn’t eat meat. Why not? We don’t give him meat.