The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 26, 2018

Oh, come on, Mom, I know you can find a way to look at her without…that. Ceto it. (If you’re a mythology nerd, you’ll get that. Everybody else, Google it..)

Forgot to take your mirror with you?

According to Bob Dylan everybody must get stoned.

Mommy was much fonder of Medusa’s brother Oedipus.

Doesn’t hold a candle to my Mom.

Mom, wanna get stoned by the pool?

Take a few drags, Mom. Looking at her can’t affect you if you’re already stoned.

One look at Medusa and you’ll have the best poker face ever.

The delivery doctor and nurse fell over stone cold.

Mom’s going to invite some people over to look at her. She needs new additions to the rock garden.

That would explain why Medusa grew up to be evil.

Everyone just remembers “Medusa” the one who died and really don’t bother with the other two who are immortal.

The Gorgons, three terrifying creatures in Greek mythology, were sisters named Stheno (strength), Euryale (wide-leaping), and Medusa (ruler or queen). Daughters of the sea god Phorcys and his sister and wife, Ceto, they lived in the west near the setting sun.Gorgon facts, information, pictures | Encyclopedia.com articles about …

www.encyclopedia.com/literature-and-arts/classical-literature-mythology…/gorgon

“Dang it, (fill in the name of any kid here), you know Mommy’s busy and can’t look at you right now.”