Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 18, 2019

Nate, wrong method….

Nate, you blew your one and only chance to get Godzilla fired!

Well, guess Nate blew it..

I’m wondering why Nate wouldn’t take the time to try to take advantage of Mrs. Godfrey when he had his big chance. That certainly would’ve entertained me more.

That boy is a bit slow!

He’s on to you, Nate.

Not only did Nate fail to give Mrs. Godfrey a bad grade, he got his own bad grade from the pop quiz along with 1 month or a semester’s worth of detention for throwing a pencil at Mrs. Godfrey. He didn’t think that through…

Luckily for Mrs. Godfrey, those weren’t sharpened pencil arrows..

Nice try Nate

He blowed on a balloon.

oof, that sucks

#BoycottMrsGodfrey

whos in?

ᎩᎯ ᏩᏌᎩᎦ ᏞᎥᏦᎬ ᎢᏂᎥᎦ ᎰᎤᏁᎢ?

I’m telling you, Mrs. Godfrey’s here to stay, no matter how much we all hate her.

“Someone even started throwing down”

(Begins to dance)

What if principal Nichols’ eyes are actually squares, and he uses his glasses to cover it up?

Only his wife knows the dark truth.

The question is… did Nate throw the pencils at Mrs.Godfrey?

I doubt that he aced the pop quiz, to add to his troubles ’n woes……….

I’ve got a dilemma. There is one girl I like and I have know her for two years now, we are really good friends. I really like her, and want to take the relationship further. However, I recently met a girl I had known 11 years ago in kindergarten, and we immediately clicked. I like both of them, and also have no idea what to do. I am not sure if either of them reciprocate the same feelings as I do. Should I ask out one or the other, or not do anything in order not to jeopardize either relationship.What should I do?

Helloo everyone. Nate isn’t very bright, is he?

5/10- Disappointing ending. I would have liked to see Nate testing Mrs. Godfrey’s patience and trying to get her to yell. (Also now i’ve just realized that my ratings have gone from 9, 8, 7, 6, 5)

Useless Fact Of The Day: Honey is the only food that does not spoil.

Chance ruined.