The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 03, 2018

What a load of sawdust.

I wooden accept that

But hope is ever green!

That’s knot funny!

It goes against the grain for him to be good, he feels like a sap. “What was it all fir?”, he wonders.

“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!”

Careful. That old guy’s not the real Santa Claus. He’ll just string you along. You’ll end up as his puppet.

“Stay wood, boy! STAY WOOD!” ;-)

Everyone nose that Pinocchio isn’t always honest.

Maybe next year someone could pull a few strings for him.

At least he got spruced up for Santa.

Kid, when yew grow up the ladies will appreciate your lies.

I got nuthin!Very good posts by all ;)

I won’t say he has lied, but I do believe he’s varnishing the truth.

Does he have a runny nose? Snot maple, is it?

Puppet? I’m not a puppet. You’re the puppet…

Man, oh man, I love you, man, oh man, I can

Anyway I can

Love you all day

It’s not right the way I love, man, oh man, I can

Our love is ‘knot holy’

‘Wooden’ you say?

a splintered childhood….