Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 06, 2018

who would hate the king of rock and roll? (so are cremini and portobellos of the button or shiitake variety?)

Making money on both sides of the street …..

That’s why I always wind up with the one odd sock.

The other two socks are made at, In Your Face Sock City, China.

Because made in China socks don’t last long?

Don’t wear socks unless I’m shoveling snow.

I would have worn a “I hate ‘Colonel’ Tom Parker” button if they’d been available.

And if you overcook the mushrooms that stage is known as cremated.

A man with a questionable moral compass

so if I eat an all mushroom diet, does that make me a fun guy?

8B socks x 3 = 24B = 12B pairs – put that up against the number (unknown but substantial), of the 7B+ people on the globe who not only don’t wear socks, but don’t even have any – nor shoes. Seems to be a LOT of over-production.

And the same one of three socks disappears after laundering. Coincidence?

Would you have bought a used car from Tom Parker?

Wow! how about child and adult…

Notice he used the past tense in talking about that sock manufacturer.