Better make sure he’s grounded before you examine him.
’Tis the season. For the next 5 months, care must be taken approaching light switches, appliance handles, and doorknobs.
I generate enough electricity to light up a city the size of Cleveland.
And a cat. How did you know.
Little burn marks on every doorknob…
In spite of his electrifying personality, the conversation was static.
Nope, just watching the evening news.
He’s been shagged.
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Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
Better make sure he’s grounded before you examine him.
flyertom about 6 years ago
’Tis the season. For the next 5 months, care must be taken approaching light switches, appliance handles, and doorknobs.
DanFlak about 6 years ago
I generate enough electricity to light up a city the size of Cleveland.
bobpeters61 about 6 years ago
And a cat. How did you know.
donwalter about 6 years ago
Little burn marks on every doorknob…
Linguist about 6 years ago
In spite of his electrifying personality, the conversation was static.
Bill The Nuke about 6 years ago
Nope, just watching the evening news.
hangedman about 6 years ago
He’s been shagged.