This is something you don’t usually hear me say, but I like the cut of this elder she-plugger’s jib! I particularly like that you can tell that her grandchildren left literally minutes ago and she’s already wining out. Is she going to bother picking up any of their junk before getting blotto? She sure isn’t! Is she worried about drinking red wine while wearing white pants? She gives not a single solitary [spit]! This ecstatically drunk grandma is definitely one of my top ten pluggers of the year!
This plugger could not enjoy her wine until all those things were picked up and all fingerprints were wiped away. However, it never took long and then the wine was a nice reward. All my grandkids are now too old for all that, but none of them have produced any children of their own yet, so I will have a few years to enjoy my solitude.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
My stepsisters’ kids in my case (I’ll be meeting my brother’s son next week; his first Christmas is also kind of his one-month birthday).
Farside99 over 5 years ago
We’re getting into this stage. Toddlers, kids, dogs, boyfriends, it’s gonna be a blast! And we’ll really enjoy the quiet afterwards.
silverking1953 over 5 years ago
There’s a lot to be said for serenity!
ctolson over 5 years ago
But you will always miss having the grandkids around.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 5 years ago
yes, ’tis true.
David Rickard Premium Member over 5 years ago
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
This is something you don’t usually hear me say, but I like the cut of this elder she-plugger’s jib! I particularly like that you can tell that her grandchildren left literally minutes ago and she’s already wining out. Is she going to bother picking up any of their junk before getting blotto? She sure isn’t! Is she worried about drinking red wine while wearing white pants? She gives not a single solitary [spit]! This ecstatically drunk grandma is definitely one of my top ten pluggers of the year!
sfreader1 over 5 years ago
This plugger could not enjoy her wine until all those things were picked up and all fingerprints were wiped away. However, it never took long and then the wine was a nice reward. All my grandkids are now too old for all that, but none of them have produced any children of their own yet, so I will have a few years to enjoy my solitude.
saddletramp1873 over 5 years ago
can’t wait to see them, then can’t wait fer them to go home.
pcolli over 5 years ago
It seems that, these days, grand kids are left with grand parents more than previous generations. Pubbing, clubbing………
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Sort of like the movie “Independence Day” instead of a cigar ….. Looks like Wine ;-)