Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 15, 2018

all i can say is, “whoa.”

The power of the Force.

I have a feeling Son Goku could do that!

I wish I could do that.

TOKKL OKKL. Interesting sound affect of ball falling in cup.

More like the power of the FORE!

So his golf instructor was Yoda?

Ralph just used up all the brainpower that was supposed to last him the rest of his life.

Darth Drabble.

What’s embarrassing about it for Ralph is, he’s playing MINI-GOLF!!! O<|];o)

Who knew Ralph is a Jedi

He’s using the mind iron. Still counts as a stroke.

Carl Spackler must be nearby, blowing up gophers.

You’re supposed to use the Force to fight evil, not cheat at golf.

Isn’t that considered a “gimme” anyway?

Now THAT’S the way to play golf: you get to walk around the course, swing your arms, then just drop the da*mn ball in that silly little hole. I don’t care WHO thought up this game: my question has always been WHY?

Once upon a many years ago, my Dad was watching golf on TV. Mom and I were in the room. Ball stopped and teetered on the edge of the cup. As a joke, Mom blew at the TV and the ball fell in.

Sorry, “Ball moved by outside agency on the putting green – replace and replay with no penalty.”

Which may explain why you have a little trouble playing it.