Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 22, 2018

DItto……

Ralph is really setting a bad example for the kids.

If Ralph went to the old church that I used go to, the pastor would call him out directly from the pulpit…

At my wife’s church, it’s a $50 fine for phone use during services.

Ralph is going to ( 4 letters, starts with H)

I’ve heard tell that Patrick Stewart stopped his one-man show, brought up the house lights and told the woman with the constantly ringing phone to go out to the lobby. She did.

Why? What else is there to do besides sleep?

Amen.

That’s not the response MY Siri gave me.

I just asked Siri that exact question, and that is not the result I got.