Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 14, 2018

Well, we could have done that. Are you sure it will work? I mean, they are poltergeists, after all.

You don’t pay someone to do the job. You pay someone for knowing HOW to do the job!

then the flies’ poltergeists will have their own poltergeists if you’re not careful

She looks like Zelda Rubenstein in Poltergeist. “Y’all mind hangin’ back? You’re jammin’ my frequency…”

A circle of BLACK salt is used for protection.

Poncho found this woman online & prepaid with Chazz’s Visa, no doubt!!

If they don’t pay her bill will their house be repossessed ? (Apologies to Steven Wright)

So easy a child can do it ……….. maybe :-)

I suppose if your a specialist your ability to ‘smoosh’ a ghost is what keeps you employed. So, Poncho, now your free to look into that whole squirrel grave yard situation.

Poltergeist in German means “knocking ghost”. what was haunting their house were ordinary ghosts.

If only our own fruit flies were that easy to get rid of this year.

I’m not digging this fruit fly poltergeist whatever.

Sometimes you just have to put your foot down.

And now, they can call in a carpet cleaning firm, to steam the bits of squished fruit-fly ectoplasm out of the shag.

One hint for the homeowner: make certain that the cleaners have a proper up to date license for their proton accelerators.