Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 10, 2018

Not worth chasing, thinks Scooter.

If you’ve chased one, you’ve chased them all.

Tis better to have chased than never have chased at all.

He is definitely not an extra from “Up.”

Careful Scooter, they throw acorns.

If it isn’t Rocket J. Squirrel, Scooter can’t be bothered.

Well, you know, Scooter has been around the block a few times….

He’s done it all, and even invented new ways to do it…

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And he’s a top dog on Ballard Street….

Females want to be with him…. (even Miss Millie High Maintenance!)

Puppies want to grow up to be him…

So he does have a reputation to maintain!

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Yes, and he’ll have you chasing him around the yard and barking up another tree, Scooter. Best to keep your thoughts to yourself.

About 22 hours ago Mudd said,

Good morning Happy x3 and all other Ballard Street reader/poster[s]. Hi SusanSunShine, Last Rose,Grog,Lipps and all of you other people here. Peace. :)

Good morning Sheriff.

Scooter is The Good Doggy, and he knows it.

Red, gray ,black, or white they all chase the same.

Just a big rat with a bushy tail and a better reputation.

Ballard Street dogs are discerning and somewhat haughty dogs.

“I’ll honor the truce a bit longer”, thinks Scooter, “until my Super Trebuchet is perfected…”

Scooter is saving himself for that special squirrel.. wise move Scooter

Throw that nut at me and you’re toast!

Scooter been into the Prozac again.

I ahd a dog once that chased after a squirrel. Must have been a new one around the house. It mistook a bad spot on the trunk to be a opening to run into. He ran into it but it was solid tree. Broke his neck. Killed him deader than a hammer. Con fused my poor old Ben.

Scooter has gotten bored with chasing squirrels. He now prefers the challenge of chipmunks.