Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 10, 2018

Please, can’t we talk about anything that doesn’t concern you?

She would rather you talk about how much money you have and how much you’re going to spend on her.

First, you’re disheveled, you’re bored, you’re drunk …

Oh well, a small step in the right direction!

So listening to her is not an option?

Let’s talk about your different sized eyes.

Sorry, not impressed with your Chrysler Sebring.

“Enough about me. What did you think about my . . . "

Sadly Mr “it’s all about me” will never realize if he could muster an ounce of interest about anyone but him that people may actually want to spend a fraction of time with him.

She shouldn’t complain. He’s self confident and rich. :)

Eww – he’s just awful.