Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 04, 2019

The real eye-opener though, was how many people would try and pee into his hot tub. Didn’t they realize that would increase his need for chlorine?

This is known as a First World Problem. A lot of people complain when their privilege is not supported.

Hey. He’s just trying to live in the manner in which he would like to become accustomed.

He would find excuses to refuse a direct donation of chlorine, however.

Oh, if only it was gullibility that was in decline

Hey – go easy on him. Chlorine treatments aren’t cheap!

Just pour a bottle of Javex into the tub – he will be out of there in no time flat.

“Will also accept martinis”

He’ll be in even more hot water soon for blocking the sidewalk.

Just check out some of those GoFundMe account people set up. This is close.

Financial partners can share the pool.