Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for January 25, 2019

How? Jungle drums?

I understand the chimps have a bonded messenger service.

Faith, Hope and Charity, weren’t those three gals upstairs at the Brazzaville Saloon?

Oh here we go. If the will never reaches the lawyers, Jim will inherit everything. But he has to knock off Tom and Tarzan first.

Tarzan shows up in the lawyers office.

Lawyer: It says I am to leave the money to the Greystoke estates. Who is this Greystoke?

Tarzan: Got me. My name is Tarzan.

You mean the peaceful friends that shoot porters in the stomach with arrows?

“It gets lonely out here on the ranch”, said Tom sheepishly.