The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 20, 2018

Either way.

One of those all-organic cow-chip pies with non-dairy whipped “cream”?

Mary Todd and a friend wrote some letters to the editor critical of a public official. As her known boyfriend, Abe Lincoln took responsibility for them, and said official challenged him to a duel. Taking the challenged party’s privilege of choosing the weapon, Lincoln suggested cow dung at five paces.

The joys of fatherhood. At least it’s not twin ginger girls.