Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 19, 2018

Yes, look behi….. No—- Wait….. I guess your toast !

Looks like things are picking up for someone.

Sucker!

The writing on the dispenser should read “Duck. Food!” perhaps?

Maybe the gator’s name is Duck.

That duck is f^&#).

From the length of his neck, that must be a swan. I don’t think a duck could reach that high. That machine is a diabolical device to reduce the swan population.

Never, Ever, say things couldn’t get worse.

That’ll make for an exciting scene next time someone goes to get food for the ducks…

Not to worry.. you won’t know what bit you in the butt

Relax, its just a green log with 2 eggs on it

In answer to your question. Yes.

Very funny, Rubin! I got a nice chuckle out of this one. Best of the day Award!

A non-sitting sitting duck.

What works for gators might not work for coyotes.

And the fine print read: For fattening ducks for Alligators to eat

Impatient goose, patient alligator.

Oh, the important bits are available.

To paraphrase the Simpsons episode where Homer’s hand is stuck in a vending machine, maybe if you tried letting go of the duck food?

Because there is an ALLIGATOR behind it!It is so funny.

This one is a bit quackers.