Herman by Jim Unger for December 26, 2018

Dear, you found the best way to drive me to madness.

Saw this on a bumper sticker: I’d rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.

It wasn’t her fault. She honked the horn!

She gives new meaning to the term SUV – Suddenly Upside-down Vehicle!

Weren’t they driving a BMW in Eastern Slovakia’s Borik Tunnel?

Let’s see Kennedy death toll: 1 Cheney death toll, (in Iraq alone): The human cost of Bush’s war: 1 million dead. 4.5 million displaced. 1 million to 2 million widows. 5 million orphans. You’re right, Kennedy was MUCH

MUCH MORE DANGEROUS!!!

I forgot to include the death of American soldiers: 4424 war dead as of 2008 and 31,952 wounded. Why do I bring up the wounded? Remember that guy Dick Cheney shot in the face while on a quail hunt? So I guess the real question should be which would you rather serve under, (see what I did there?), Kennedy or Dick Cheney? Chances of dying 442,400% higher under Cheney, (the real president during the war), Chances of getting wounded, 3,195,300% higher under Cheney. (That’s 3 billion etc. folks!) I guess it’s all in how your ideology acts on you. It either shapes you or it controls you. See what I mean?

addendum, I blew the math. Dick Cheney is ONLY 3 million, 195 thousand, 400 times as likely to be at risk of causing you bodily harm…NOT 3 billion etc.)

Good news – not too much damage to the underside. Maybe only one tire missing, 3 out of 4 should do fine.

Had a driver test end like that…….yes the applicant did ask if this hurt his test results.

Just grab on and help me flip it over!