Close to Home by John McPherson for December 19, 2018

Don’t rush in to any snap judgments about that.

Ask to be switched to “Dangerous Curves” or “Slippery When Wet”.

I never really thought about it, but just how many signs do we produce month. I mean, is that a career option?

You could always switch to cul-de-sac.

Going for the low hanging fruit?

Should have stopped at, “starting to feel like…”

STOP. There’s only ONE WAY out. You have to YIELD. Meanwhile, it’s MEN WORKING. NO IDLING.

The problem with your job is it’s just not PC. It should be “not a though street” job.

Nice metaphor.

Bleeb appears to be agreeing! Hi little guy and Impkins Patsnozzle!

He finally was given a sign.

Nice – but it still deserves a rim shot!

It pays the bills so you’re not a Dead Beat!

After working another month, management will switch him to the “LANE ENDS” division and he will know that his career is over!

“Dangerous Curves” – “Slippery When Wet” – reminds me of a girl I dated back in high school…

He might as well hang in there for the pension. Not gonna be much of a resume, worked in a dead end job for 28 years.

Premier of a Province?