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Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TVDialing For Dollars is trying to find meI wait for delivery each day until threeSo oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV
I’d like one of those new GM (made in Mexico) self driving electric cars that will go dead before reaching town (a long drive, with no stops) and have no way to call roadside since we have crappy rural cell service.
The GMC commercial had 2 new cars for Christmas, and announced that the discount on one of them was $12,700. I am old enough to remember buying my first new car for $12K out the door.
ajr58 about 6 years ago
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TVDialing For Dollars is trying to find meI wait for delivery each day until threeSo oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV
Darsan54 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Seriously? Where is my jet pack? We were promised jet packs in our youth. Someone owes me !!!
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 6 years ago
I want an everlasting bank account.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe about 6 years ago
I’d like one of those new GM (made in Mexico) self driving electric cars that will go dead before reaching town (a long drive, with no stops) and have no way to call roadside since we have crappy rural cell service.
Rabies65 about 6 years ago
The GMC commercial had 2 new cars for Christmas, and announced that the discount on one of them was $12,700. I am old enough to remember buying my first new car for $12K out the door.
kaffekup about 6 years ago
Well, Winslow, since wives always buy those cars in commercials, first you have to get married.
jessie d. about 6 years ago
Generous souls always end up in cheapskate families. Bah humbug.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 6 years ago
I must not be on TV. I didn’t get a car either.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 6 years ago
Win at a game show that uses them as prises.