The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 28, 2018

I remember a comic from many years ago where the cops were arresting the Col., the caption said,‘We just found out what those eleven herbs and spices are.’

Ewwwww. :-p

It could be worse. He could’ve had a foot fetish.

Hannibal Lector had the same problem.

When I visited KFC, I suggested they changed the name to Kentucky Partly Cooked Chicken.

I heard the colonel actually worked for Timex watches before he started his chicken restaurants. That apparently is where picked up that bad habit!

No more OPs Colonel! “Other Peoples”

He knows when he’s licked.

It was chicken fingers he was licking folks! Chicken fingers!

Problem is, it was before they gave them to the customers.

Oddly, it’s a different Colonel every time he’s arrested.

The policeman on the right is a leftie. His gun is on his left side.

You could get thrown in the bucket for this.

I bet all of the commercials out there with actors posing as him is making him spin in his grave!

When they found the body that the fingers originally belonged to, he got the chair. After that, he really was the crispy Colonel.

Hilburn – once again you cracked me up! With you around, I don’t miss Larson so much!

If only he hadn’t got likkered up…