Ben by Daniel Shelton for December 22, 2018

Water that fire hazard

…too late!

Time to dispose of the tree, or what’s left of it.

How long has that tree been sitting in the living room, anyway?

It wasn’t watered !

one more reason to have an artificial tree

What fun!! Trees come and go, but moments like that last a lifetime.

Uh, maybe a little water in that tree stand!

Don’t be such a cheapo Ben, buy a new tree, real or otherwise.

If all else fails, clamp an umbrella handle in the tree stand and call it surrealism.

You’re supposed to let the live tree have access to water.

Hope Santa brings you a fire extinguisher for Christmas.