That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 18, 2018

Kristina found herself in the embarrassing position of not having any change for a tip for the messenger boy.

Painter; off stage. – “Cut! Messenger boy, it a letter not a knife. Lady, don’t looks so bored by it all, you are receiving an important letter! TAKE TWO!”

“Here, you dropped this, but it must be broken; all it does is vibrate.”

Dude … that’s not how you hold a neuralyzer so you ain’t men in black. Not a light-saber so no star wars. Not shaped like a phasor so not a trekker. You are obviously not holding a marital aid. This must be a summons or a Valentines card.

Here’s your stick that was up your……!!!

“Pull my symbolic phallus to hear a rude noise.”

“Is that a note in your hand, or are you happy to see me?”

Tom tries to threaten Josephine with a piece of old celery.

Harrison couldn’t bear to let go of the remote, even When nature called.

Even with her little sister tittering in the next room, Hans was not put off asking the very tall Freya out on a date – but dropping his hat made the moment a bit more awkward than anyone had expected.

I’m fine.

Um, I’m done with my homework. Can I have the batteries for my game controller now?

“I’m afraid this is our last meeting, Griselda. Amazon has replaced me with a delivery drone.”

World’s slowest relay race.

Nice calves, boy…

I cannot tell a lie…the monkey was out of his cage!

The Letter or Ewald’s first meeting with Arendse: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Carl_Thomsen_-_The_Letter.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly B1 paper size painting.

http://denstoredanske.dk/index.php?sideId=298298 

has Danish info about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2103 (December 17, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

mother alice snuck off with her son to help him smoke his joint

“Charles, I’m glad you like my eyes. By the way, they’re up here.”

Looks like someone is workshopping real-life “knock, knock” jokes.

Tom is very nervous about showing his report card to his always disapproving mother.