Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 24, 2018

Lio, he’s a few pounds heavier than you… did you really expect him to fall down?

Do you really think he’s going to leave you any presents now, Lio?

Coal loads on the way!

He now breaks out the Soup Nazi impression: “No presents for you! Try again next year.”

Uh-oh, no Monster Robot 3000 from Santa this year!

Uh-oh, no Monster Robot 3000 from Santa this year!

Uh-oh, no Monster Robot 3000 from Santa this year!

Uh-oh, no Monster Robot 3000 from Santa this year!

Lio, ye have taken total leave of your senses, lad.

“I think I may have you on the wrong list, Lio”

The naughty list is too good for him anyway.

Santa will retaliate by leaving spiders and snakes. That’s what Lio wants. It will scare his dad when Lio’s stocking starts wiggling.

Would have been awesome if he’d had a peg leg under that boot.

A for effort and planning…..F for execution!

Not your most brilliant move Lio.

Next; Lio reboots Christmas!

You got the boot off, now try giving him a foot massage. Bet he forgives you.

Late addition to the Very Naughty list!

“Ho… ho… no.”

C’mon Lio, give Santa the boot…

One lump or two, Lio? —Coal, that is. Black carbon for the naughty….