Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for April 01, 2023

Perhaps you should take Lucy to the grocery store, Charlie Brown, and her a cantaloupe in the produce area.

Lucy doesn’t care about facts or logic, Charlie Brown, she just wants to be under your skin

Did Lucy actually see a cataloupe move?

There are some people that you should never talk to.

There was an episode of The Alvin Show(1961) in which Dave Seville and the Chipmunks kept getting the words antelope and cantaloupe mixed up.

She must have been thinking of antelopes, which are animals. Antelopes are when two ants sneak off to get married.

I don’t think Lucy is listening, Charlie Brown!

He is going to need to find a different book.

Lucy’s arguing like a politician.

Trouble is, I can’t tell if politicians argue like children, or is it that they never grow up, and that’s their natural debate style…?

what a way to change the subject… :L

Take away the C and she has a real argument.

checkmate

Whataboutism at its finest. Aspiring politicians take note.

Yeah, sounds exactly like someone I know. They hate being proven wrong too. But I haven’t been insulted for it, nor anyone else I know who has proven them wrong. Instead either they deny having said anything or they yell and scream how the correct info is wrong.

In the head maybe.

Lucy van Pelt, patron saint of Twitter “debates”.

The perfect answer!

Oh give me a home

Where the canelope roam…