Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for May 09, 2023

Beethoven’s one weakness.

CB had a handgun 2 days ago, now he moved up to a rifle.

Subtle thinking comes with knowing where the keys are.

Bum bum bum Bum! (Beethoven’s 5th"!)

At the Alamo, Crockett played the fiddle for the Texian defenders but got into contests against John McGregor on the bagpipes… which, it is said, McGregor usually won simply because the pipes were louder.

Charlie Brown’s gun looks like a long tree branch with some nails in it. Home made is the most fun when you are pretending.

That’s a Long Rifle?

Good old Betsy!

Only one day of piano practice, Schroeder? I’m seriously ashamed of you. Six days of piano practice and one to fight. And Natty Bumppo could still have licked both of them at the same time.

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee.Greenest state in the land of the free. Raised in the woods, so he knew ev’ry tree. Kilt him a bar when he was only three. Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier. I bet Beethoven never kilt a bar.

that’s one long rifle

“As the fight starts, Crocket pulls out his Bowie knife. Things look bad for Beethoven, folks. But, wait! The German composer pulls a grand piano out of his back pocket and smashes Crocket with it. Crocket looks woozy but he’s still game. But smash, smash, smash, three more mighty blows with the piano and Crocket is down! It’s all over here, folks. What an amazing fight.”

um… LvonB and DC died nine years apart from one another