Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for July 17, 2023

Sounds like your average CEO. I’m also wondering where you get a clock like that.

You can build one yourself, Lucy, but you won’t have any time for anything else.

$100/sec. is over $31 million per year. I definitely want one of those clocks. (If there’s only one, that’s okay. I only need it for a week or two.)

Time is money the old saying goes!

Time is money (so it’s been said)

And where can one get a clock like that? Well, time (and money) will tell!!

He repaired VERY expensive clocks for a living?

I question I have often asked myself.

How often does it tick?

Bono on a concert stage, slowly clapping his hands together says “Every time I clap my hands a child in Africa dies of starvation”Voice from the crowd cries out “Then stop clapping, you bastid.”

If you have a tick, we have a way of making you tock!!

I could use a clock like that.

Only $100? Today, that might be more like $1 million.

You have one. Sparky is the richest cartoonist ever, Dead or alive.

Play a game of Monopoly Charlie Brown. Every time you pass Go you will collect $200!

You can’t.

And if you order the clock now, we’ll send you a second one — just pay a separate fee!

The rich got them all locked up and hidden away, so only they can use them for themselves!