Close to Home by John McPherson for January 03, 2019

How about when a lady is giving you a cheek-to-cheek hug, you suddenly break away holding your ear and saying " OW! "

Flop on the floor and ramble about your pacemaker or defibrillator going off.

New store opened up and the security buzzer went off when I walked IN!

I can just see the Walmart videos.

I have a gizmo I crafted in my workshop that makes that sound when I push a button, I did it to my wife as we were walking out of a store over the Christmas Holidays….she was not amused.

I always turn around and put my hands up. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes they don’t.

Great comments today!

Bleeb has been kidnapped!

That may happen anyway, when they taz you.

Excellent suggestion there. I can’t wait to use it. I remember years ago I could not go in and out of Home Depot without the alarms going off. They never paid any attention. Once I made them wand me to try to figure out what was going on. It didn’t work.

I did that to a med tech during a pacemaker checkup.

I might be a bit picky but doesn’t the scene suggest a library with a librarian at the counter with a pc rather than a store?