Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 02, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    User smarmy?

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    juncarlo  almost 6 years ago

    Thank you, I used to wear Vaseline.

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    whahoppened  almost 6 years ago

    “Except for that hangnail on the right middle finger”.

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    Ubintold  almost 6 years ago

    From hand cream, no doubt

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    When he signed up, his ISP gave him a complimentary laptop.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 6 years ago

    He’s always had a soft spot for Alexa.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Poke my reset button. Oooooooo! and hold it.

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    newyorkslim  almost 6 years ago

    I literally laughed out loud.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 6 years ago

    This’ll sell well in Japan.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “When you press my power button, it really turns me on!”

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