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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 04, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Get four wheel drive and snow tires. Closest there is.

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    ACK! Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    One word – JATO. 8-D

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    Stevefk  almost 6 years ago

    I had a pushy salesman sell me my car, does that count?

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    KEA  almost 6 years ago

    Someone should build a car with a suspension like Professor Fate’s Hannibal Twin-Eight that can rise above it.

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    The advancement he needs is a promotion to an office down south.

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    smgray  almost 6 years ago

    Anyone hear of a chauffeur? He pushes while you complain.

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Self-driving algorithms smart enough to stay off the road when it’s that bad.

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 6 years ago

    Physics lessons not included.

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    Spock  almost 6 years ago

    OMG, why didn’t anyone have this idea earlier! Could have saved so many hours…

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    All cars are self-pushers until they fail.

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    Sue Ellen  almost 6 years ago

    Still waiting for the Weekly Reader flying cars that were supposed to be part of the future for us baby boomer kids.

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    Hi I just got home from work and I have to go work  almost 6 years ago

    It hasn’t snowed where I live for 3 years

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    ENRIQUEANAYA  almost 6 years ago

    Can I get likes for no reason?

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