Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 04, 2019

Get four wheel drive and snow tires. Closest there is.

One word – JATO. 8-D

I had a pushy salesman sell me my car, does that count?

Someone should build a car with a suspension like Professor Fate’s Hannibal Twin-Eight that can rise above it.

The advancement he needs is a promotion to an office down south.

Anyone hear of a chauffeur? He pushes while you complain.

Self-driving algorithms smart enough to stay off the road when it’s that bad.

Physics lessons not included.

OMG, why didn’t anyone have this idea earlier! Could have saved so many hours…

All cars are self-pushers until they fail.

Still waiting for the Weekly Reader flying cars that were supposed to be part of the future for us baby boomer kids.

It hasn’t snowed where I live for 3 years

Can I get likes for no reason?