Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 04, 2019

Must be an Acme catapult.

Brad’s full name is Brad Willy Coyote.

Brad just had to name his catapult “David”.

Good to see that Brad has sorted out the accuracy problems but he’s forgotten to wear his helmet again.

OOPS! Never stand in front of your catapult!

Brad never could get the hang of gadgets. His self winding watch broke his arm and the Roomba attacted him last week, leaving him with 21 stitches on his rear end!

Oh, I thought Brad was playing a round of Bonk Solitaire. Quite a heady game!

Brad got a new Tinker Toy set from Santa. “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”

There are more pleasant ways to spend an evening.

Thank heavens that the catapult wasn’t aimed towards the Mme. Deuxcouleur masterpiece on the wall.

Basic safety rules………Keep your hand off the string until you are ready to fire. Never point your catapult at anything unless you intend to destroy it. Front Towards Enemy. Never check to see if it is loaded by pulling the string.

You should have seen him last week with the nunchucks.

Good morning Sheriff.

“The pointy end goes in the other guy.”

Tragic trajectory testing of toy trebuchet tends towards taking triple Tylonal.

See Brad testing the tensile strength of various materials. Test, Brad, test!

Oh no, Brad, that one didn’t test well, did it? Ache, Brad, ache…

Advance the battering ram…… it appears to be….oh, crotch high I say!

Tomorrow night it’s the trebuchet.

Perhaps amnesia.

The manual Brad, the manual. Don’t you remember the last time.

Well, I would not feel so all alone, Everybody must get stoned….

POW! Right up-side the head. OUCH!

Always assume a catapult is loaded!